Personal & Foul

Last Hoorah

Welp, this is our fiscal year folks and it's been something.  We're hoping to add some things heading into next football season and we're also hoping to get give-a-ways out quiker as well.

Lot's of things were discussed.  The moon landing and a war with North Korea being a portion of it.

We'd like to thank everyone who's followed us, unfollowed us, commented both postively and negatively, shared it and loudly told us why they wouldn't share it...all of you contributed to what we have and we'll continue to add to it, build it, and hopefully continue to have something that you want to listen to.

Thanks for the support and lack thereof, because of all of you this thing is what it is. 

Springs a coming

We are Back.... minus Mike and Tyler, But Casey and Shawn take over with speacial guest Nat! We decided fake news tells us the Husker Spring practice is going awesome!! Lots of randomness in this podcast. Why? Because it's March! Listen, grab a beer, grab a chair and listen to this shit!!

Super Bowl Marathon

Folks, it's long.  We figured out the points system for weight watchers.  There was superbowl talk, some recruiting talk, and how many points a mixed drink will cost you if you're trying to lose some el bees.  If you've had some issues with us in the past you probably got called out by name.  We've officially crossed over to the point of not caring where this is shared and who likes it.  We're doing it because we like it.  Oh, also...flintstone vitamns...it's only offensive if you laugh.  If you don't laugh you shouldn't have listen that far.

Changes

Mike Riley manages a coaching staff like a guy starting a brush fire.  He gives zero fucks, he wants to win and he doesn't care if people have to cross bridges, because he's burning all of them down.  Hughs, he gone. Read, he gone. Banker, he gone.  Stewart, he gone.  Now its the Diaco show and he better earn his 800,000.00 or 900,000.00 or 1,000,000.00 or 1,100,000.00, or 1,125,000.00 or whatever the hell he's making, salary.  

 

We Know People

I mean like people close to the program.  News flash...we're winning this game even if it means Tommy hopping around on one good leg.  Or, uh, at least two of us think we're winning this game.  Everybody's hurt, everybody's suspended, fuck.  

Things are winding down.  The talk ranged from Goldeneye to Rogue one to Betting vs. Loyalty.  I hope you enjoy it.  We might be doing one next week or it might not be until after the National Championship game.  

Fourth & TOO Long

This one is long folks.  A little basketball, a little volleyball, a little what if.  Is Mike Riley really THAT nice?  He probably has bodies in his basement.  Harbaugh is exhausting and Meyer doesn't believe in Santa.

  

Penn State Gets Shafted Out Of Foursome

Penn St doesn't understand why they aren't there, only people who understand get it. Ohio State laughing from a distance, Urban Meyer's fucking smirk at full bloom. They should just give Bama the trophy and shove it down Urban's throat. Fuck that guy. Let's go whoop up at Tennesee and finish the year strong. GBR

HAWK-EYED BACK TO MEDIOCRACY

A loss to Iowa feels a little dirty.... It actually feels extremely dirty. Was it a player issue, or was it a coaching issue? Mike Riley says it was a coaching issue. Finally! Read is gone, and we don't have to bring it up again!! There is a lot of good things, and a lot of bad things...LOL! Thanks to Nate and T'Bird for joing the podcast today. Hope to have Mike and Tyler back next week!  

Turtle Soup & Black Bird Pie

So 9-2.  It's good to be 9-2.  It's not good to be 5-6, it's not good to lose Kansas in OT, you need to be Strong to get through that.  Too bad for them.  

Master Splinter should of have trained his boys harder.  We were like Shredder eating turtle soup and high fiving our brainy friend...

Next up?  Ferentz and his slow white guys with one good corner back who's mom is on food stamps.  It's true...look it up.  God we hate Iowa.  We can't agree on who's going to start at QB...just know that we'll collective complain about it next week when our preferred guy doesn't start.

If Darlington starts I need everyone to understand that he's one hit away from marbles being his favorite game.  He's one hit away from setting the world record for inadvertantly killing goldfish, that are always named 'Fluffy', due to not feeding them.  The only bad part is that he doesn't even know he's killing them because his caregiver always replaces it before he realizes what's happened.  He'll enjoy eating his own boogers and will prefer his mayo warm. He'll be the third clone off of Multiplicity. 

Gopher Shower and Twerpin' to Pay the Bills!

A lot about the Gophers.  A lot about Bruce Read.  A lot about play calling and defense or lack thereof.  A little twerp about the terrapins.  They're a turtle...line your tire up and hit the gas!

They tortoise.  We the hare. Well...as long as TA is healthy.  If Ryker starts - we're like a fast reptile or slow mammal.  I.e. shit isn't going our way.