we can‘t afFORD to HAM around

Maybe we could learn how to ice sculpt, be a pool shark, rob a bank, play the piano or make the girl that's out of our league fall in love with us because we a living the same fucking day over and over again and should be learning something new. Same mistakes, same problems, same undisciplined decision making from the players and a coach who, from what these podcast ears are hearing, might be the most undisciplined of the bunch. 2-1 heading to Norman and even then will it get better? Will we know we're better even should we win both of these next two games? It's not easy being a Husker fan right now. It's harder if you listen to this podcast. We can't run the ball, we can't kick the ball, we can't catch the ball, we can't throw the ball, wives are leaving, coaches and ADs are partying too much, OUR MASCOTS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Guaranteed win this weekend. Big spread. Big score. 55-7.